“Not Me!” Monday (On Tuesday)

I know, I know. It’s Tuesday. But I’m doing this anyways, because it’s a cool idea. Next week I’ll post it on Monday. Scout’s Honor.

I most definitely DID NOT, upon realizing I was out of orange juice, make myself a root beer float for breakfast. That is something I would NEVER do.

And, of course, I did NOT take myself to the Hannah Montana movie after Bible study was canceled, sit through it with only FIVE other people, and then proceed to cry through most of it. That is something I would NEVER do. NOT ME!

I did NOT wait until the morning of the 30th to mail my state taxes and my COBRA insurance information. The day both were due. And, there is NO WAY that I waited until the late hours of the 29th to DO my taxes or fill out the insurance information. I would NEVER wait until the very last minute to do those things. Oh, and I did NOT drive to the post office in my pajamas OR ask the post man at the door for a stapler to staple my taxes together because I didn’t own a stapler. And, there’s no WAY that I went to WalMart that afternoon to buy a stapler so I wouldn’t be in that position ever again. NOT ME!

And finally, I did NOT spend an afternoon deciding whether or not popcorn counted as a vegetable, only to be told that corn is not even considered a vegetable. And of course, I did NOT proceed to eat popcorn anyways and count it as a vegetable because my stubborn mind will not change that corn is indeed a vegetable, so popCORN must be, too.

Not me!!

~ by thedreamgiver on May 5, 2009.